Choose Your Parents Wisely.

Dogmatism Is The Greatest Of Mental Obstacles To Human Happiness.

There's A Bible On That Shelf There. But I Keep It Next To Voltaire - Poison And Antidote.

The Human Race May Well Become Extinct Before The End Of The Century. Speaking As A Mathematician, I Should Say The Odds Are About Three To One Against Survival.

If I Were A Medical Man, I Should Prescribe A Holiday To Any Patient Who Considered His Work Important.

We Do Not Like To Be Robbed Of An Enemy; We Want Someone To Hate When We Suffer. It Is So Depressing To Think That We Suffer Because We Are Fools; Yet, Taking Mankind In The Mass, That Is The Truth.