Children, To Be Illustrious Is Sad.

When You Write It Doesn't Occur To You That Somebody Could Think Different From What You Do.

We Think About Sex Obsessively Except During The Act, When Our Minds Tend To Wander.

Why Are Stamps Adorned With Kings And Presidents? That We May Lick Their Hinder Parts And Thump Their Heads.

A Teacher Is A Person Who Never Says Anything Once.

For A Jewish Puritan Of The Middle Class, The Novel Is Serious, The Novel Is Work, The Novel Is Conscientious Application Why, The Novel Is Practically The Retail Business All Over Again.