Cherry Cobbler Is Shortcake With A Soul.

No Woman Ought To Pretend She's Intelligent. And If She Is She Ought To Have The Intelligence To Pretend She Isn't.

[women] ... Is Nothin' But Little Girls In Long Skirts, And Their Hair Done Up.

About Mistakes It's Funny. You Got To Make Your Own; And Not Only That, If You Try To Keep People From Making Theirs They Get Mad.

Roast Beef, Medium, Is Not Only A Food. It Is A Philosophy. ... Roast Beef, Medium, Is Safe, And Sane, And Sure.

Does One Eat Peanuts At A Ball Game?' 'it Ain't Hardly Legal If You Don't.