Change Is Easy, Except For The Changed

If You're Not Failing 90% Of The Time, Then You're Probably Not Working On Sufficiently Challenging Problems.

A Computer Scientist Is A Machine For Converting Coffee Into Urine.

In Computers, Every 'new Explosion' Was Set Off By A Software Product That Allowed Users To Program Differently.

Knowledge Is Silver. Outlook Is Gold. Iq Is A Lead Weight.

Possibly The Only Real Object-oriented System In Working Order. (about Internet)