Change, Change,--we All Covet Change.

An Economist Is A Surgeon With An Excellent Scalpel And A Rough-edged Lancet, Who Operates Beautifully On The Dead And Tortures The Living.

Women Of The World Crave Excitement.

If It Were Not For The Government, We Should Have Nothing To Laugh At In France.

Almost The Whole Of History Is But A Sequence Of Horrors.

If Taking Vitamins Doesn't Keep You Healthy Enough, Try More Laughter: The Most Wasted Of All Days Is That On Which One Has Not Laughed.