Chance Is A Nickname For Providence.

Your Intelligence Often Bears The Same Relation To Your Heart As The Library Of A Chateau Does To Its Owner.

I Have Three Kinds Of Friends: Those Who Love Me, Those Who Pay No Attention To Me, And Those Who Detest Me.

One Can Be Certain That Every Generally Held Idea, Every Received Notion, Will Be Idiocy Because It Has Been Able To Appeal To The Majority

Society Is Composed Of Two Great Classes, Those That Have More Dinners Than Appetite, And Those Who Have More Appetite Than Dinners.

To Enjoy And Give Enjoyment, Without Injury To Yourself Or Others; This Is True Morality.