Certainly I'm Not Going To Sit On

If You Could Count The Skeletons In My Closet, Under My Bed And Up Under My Faucet, Then You Would Know I've Completely Lost It. Is He Nuts? No He's Insane!

Well, I'm Working All The Time To Stay Out Of Trouble!

I'd Go To, Like, Six Different Schools In One Year. We Were On Welfare, And My Mom Never Ever Worked.

You're Not Going To Say Anything About Me That I'm Not Going To Say About Myself. There's So Many Things That I Think About Myself; If Someone Really Wanted To Get At Me, They Could Say This And This And This. So I'm Going To Say It Before They Can. It's The Best Policy For Me.

I Was A Smart Kid, But I Hated School.