Censorship, Like Charity, Should Begin At Home,

[on Vice-president Henry A. Wallace:] Much Of What Mr. Wallace Calls His Global Thinking Is, No Matter How You Slice It, Still Globaloney.

The Only Time Travelers Are Really Gay Is When They Are Traveling For No Good Reason At All.

[on The Democratic Party:] Its Leaders Are Always Troubadors Of Trouble; Crooners Of Catastrophe ... A Democratic President Is Doomed To Proceed To His Goals Like A Squid, Squirting Darkness All About Him.

If A Woman's Got Any Instincts, She Feels When Her Husband's Off The Reservation.

Courage Is The Ladder On Which All The Other Virtues Mount.