Cargo Pants Freak Me Out. Too Many

I Just Love Entertaining. I Will Do Anything - Stand-up Comedy, Video Games, Fencing, Internet Shorts - I Just Want To Keep Being Lucky Enough To Entertain People Anyway I Can. I Try Never To Limit My Art To A Medium.

It'd Be Cool To Chipmunk-ize "the Virgin Suicides" Soundtrack. All This Ethereal French Music, I Think That Would Be Unique To Listen To.

I Get Very Little Sleep. But I Try To Stay Constantly Busy. My Fear Is That If I Stop Working I'll, Like, Die. So Throughout My Life I've Always Tried To Remain Busy, And I Sort Of Know No Other Way. I Think If My Heart Rate Slowed It Would Affect My Constitution, Strangely. I've Been Trained To Do That.

I'm Obsessed With Coffee. My Doctor Says If I Don't Cut Back, I Am Going To Permanently Damage My Esophagus. No Joke.

I Found Out That Smoking Is The Leading Cause Of Statistics.