Can't Is For Pussies.

God Probably Thinks It’s Worth Giving A Sense Of Humor Only To Those Of Us Who Have To Laugh At All The Rubbish Bits That Are Wrong With Us.

My Child Was One Of Nature's Tories Pitted Against A Mother Who Was One Of Nurture's Lefties: It Was No Contest.

The Best Musicians Answer Something In You When You Don't Even Know The Question.

The Software Program For Motherhood Is Impossible To Fully Download Into The Male Brain. You Give Them Two Tasks And They're Like, 'i Have To Change The Baby And Get The Dry Cleaning?'

My Husband Is Old-fashioned And Kind, He Does The Greatest Sinatra Impression, And I'd Never Have Written Anything If He Hadn't Read All Those Bedtime Stories And Unloaded The Dishwasher While I Slaved Over Chapters.