Candy Is Dandy But Liqueur Is Quicker.

Obscurity Is Never A Virtue.

Words," He Said, "is Oh Such A Twitch-tickling Problem To Me All My Life.

When I Was 2, We Moved Into An Imposing Country Mansion 8 Miles West Of Cardiff, Wales.

If I Were A Headmaster, I Would Get Rid Of The History Teacher And Get A Chocolate Teacher Instead And My Pupils Would Study A Subject That Affected All Of Them.

It Doesn't Matter Who You Are Or What You Look Like, So Long As Somebody Loves You.