Candidate Obama Promised To Fundamentally Transform America

I'm Like, Ok, God, If There Is An Open Door For Me Somewhere, This Is What I Always Pray, I'm Like, Don't Let Me Miss The Open Door. Show Me Where The Open Door Is.

I Didn't Really Had A Good Answer, As So Often -- Is Me. But Then Somebody Sent Me The Other Day, Isaiah 49:16, And You Need To Go Home And Look It Up. Before You Look It Up, I'll Tell You What It Says Though. It Says, Hey, If It Was Good Enough For God, Scribbling On The Palm Of His Hand, It's Good Enough For Me, For Us. He Says, In That Passage, 'i Wrote Your Name On The Palm Of My Hand To Remember You,' And I'm Like, 'okay, I'm In Good Company.'

He Who Cannot Remember The Past Is Condemned To Remember The Past. Or Something.

That's Right. Obama Didn't Lie To You When He Said, 'if You Like Your Plan, You Can Keep It.' Why? Because, You Sillies, You Didn't Really Like The Plan You Chose For Yourselves! No Arguing. Barack Obama Knows Best, And He'll Tell You Whether You Actually Liked Your Insurance Plan Or Not.

If A Caribou Needs To Be Sacrificed For The Sake Of Energy Independence, I Say, 'mr. Caribou, Maybe You Need To Take One For The Team.'