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When I Started Publishing, I Got Offers To Write For Big Magazines. But I Would Always Say, "well, It's Not That I Don't Want To Write For These Big Magazines, But You Can't Edit It."

If Thine Enemy Offend Thee, Give His Child A Drum.

Forcing People Into A Situation Where They're Supposed To Adore Each Other Is Probably Bad. But Letting People Get On And Off The 6 Train Without Stabbing Each Other, That's Good.

To Me, O'hara Is The Real Fitzgerald.

You're Only As Good As Your Last Haircut.