By The Time I Was Ready For

If You Ain't First, You're Last!

Once A Person Has A Child, The First Question Everyone Asks Is: "are You Going To Have More Children?" But It Basically Means: "are You Going To Have More Sex With Your Wife In The Hopes Of Having Children?

I'd Love To Become Like Bill Murray, Who Was So Funny On 'saturday Night Live' And Has Gone On To Do Some Of The Landmark Comedies People Like. And Then To Add This Whole Other Phase To His Career With 'lost In Translation' And 'rushmore.' I Always Felt To Be Able To Have Something Similar To That Would Be Great.

I Always Just Forced Myself To Do Crazy Things In Public. In College I Would Push An Overhead Projector Across Campus With My Pants Just Low Enough To Show My Butt. Then My Friend Would Incite The Crowd To Be Like, 'look At That Idiot!' That's How I Got Over Being Shy.

Why Not Work With Your Friends? It's Working With People You Know, And You Share The Same Sensibility.