By The Time I Was Ready For

I Want To Thank Jesus, And By Jesus I Mean Jesus Hernandez, My Bodyguard

I'd Love To Become Like Bill Murray, Who Was So Funny On 'saturday Night Live' And Has Gone On To Do Some Of The Landmark Comedies People Like. And Then To Add This Whole Other Phase To His Career With 'lost In Translation' And 'rushmore.' I Always Felt To Be Able To Have Something Similar To That Would Be Great.

I Always Just Forced Myself To Do Crazy Things In Public. In College I Would Push An Overhead Projector Across Campus With My Pants Just Low Enough To Show My Butt. Then My Friend Would Incite The Crowd To Be Like, 'look At That Idiot!' That's How I Got Over Being Shy.

I Think With The Success Of, Like, Every Summer There Has Been A Couple R-rated Comedies That Have Done So Well; I Think It Is So Nice To See That People Are Turning Out To See These Movies, And It Doesn't Seem To Be As Big A Stigma With The Studios Anymore.

Enjoy The Little Fun Things - Like Taking Your Kids To School - Before They're All Grown Up.