By The Time I Was Ready For

Before You Marry A Person, You Should First Make Them Use A Computer With Slow Internet To See Who They Really Are.

James Caan Told Me At The End Of Filming 'elf' That He Had Been Waiting Through The Whole Film For Me To Be Funny - And I Never Was.

I've Got No Dark Secrets, I Wasn't Beaten Up, My Parents Were Kind To Me And There Was A Low Crime Rate Where We Lived. Maybe That's Where The Comedy Comes From, As Some Sort Of Reaction To The Safe, Boring Suburbs.

It Would Be Great To Be Able To Follow In The Footsteps Of Bill Murray. I Really Respect His Ability As A Comedian, Obviously, But Even More So As An Actor.

I Don't Know About Living On An Automatic Pilot, But I've Had Times Where I've Decided To Just Test Myself And My Mettle, And For No Good Reason Other Than It's What Life Is. Even Before I Was Acting, I Had, Like, One Day In High School I Decided To Just Show Them My Pajamas, Just For No Good Reason.