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My Dream Was Maybe Someday, One Night I Can Be A Guest On A Talk Show, And Then I Will Have Achieved Everything I Want.

I Know What It Feels Like To Be A Gun Lover.

Comedians Are Sometimes Resentful Of Their Writers. Probably Because It's Hard For Giant Egos To Admit You Need Anyone But Yourself To Be What You Are.

A Biggest Mistake I Made When I Started Doing A Talk Show Was I Thought You Had To Read The Books.

Every So Often, There Is An Article Saying The Old Kind Of Talk Show Isn't Possible Now. In The Oldest Kind Of Talk Show, You Only Had The Choice Of That Or Two Other Channels!