By Preaching The Doctrine That Nothing Is

When You Meet Anyone In The Flesh You Realize Immediately That He Is A Human Being And Not A Sort Of Caricature Embodying Certain Ideas. It Is Partly For This Reason That I Don't Mix Much In Literary Circles, Because I Know From Experience That Once I Have Met And Spoken To Anyone I Shall Never Again Be Able To Feel Any Intellectual Brutality Towards Him, Even When I Feel I Ought To - Like The Labour M.p.s Who Get Patted On The Back By Dukes And Are Lost Forever More.

Donkeys Live A Long Time. None Of You Has Ever Seen A Dead Donkey.

When I See A Policeman With A Club Beating A Man On The Ground, I Don't Have To Ask Whose Side I'm On.

There Is Only One Way To Make Money At Writing, And That Is To Marry A Publisher's Daughter.

Some Hams Hanging In The Kitchen Were Taken Out For Burial