By Improving Yourself, The World Is Made

Promises May Get Thee Friends, But Non-performance Will Turn Them Into Enemies.

We Have No Poor Houses In The Colonies, And If We Had, We Would Have No One To Put In Them, As In The Colonies There Is Not A Single Unemployed Man, No Poor And No Vagabonds.

In Short, I Conceive That Great Part Of The Miseries Of Mankind Are Brought Upon Them By The False Estimates They Have Made Of The Value Of Things, And By Their Giving Too Much For Their Whistles.

Here Comes The Orator With His Flood Of Words And His Drop Of Reason.

To All Apparent Beauties Blind, Each Blemish Strikes An Envious Mind.