By Headless Charles See Heartless Henry Lies.

I Do Detest Everything Which Is Not Perfectly Mutual.

A Mistress Never Is Nor Can Be A Friend. While You Agree, You Are Lovers; And When It Is Over, Anything But Friends.

The Art Of Angling, The Cruelest, The Coldest And The Stupidest Of Pretended Sports.

Think Not I Am What I Appear.

Next To Dressing For A Rout Or Ball, Undressing Is A Woe.