By Definition, Gay Is Smart. I See

I Don't Have Anything To Fix! I Don't Smoke, I Don't Drink, And I Don't Eat Carbs. My Life Is Just Great Now. Normal. Vanilla.

Guys Like Will Ferrell, Vince Vaughn, Sacha Baron Cohen, They Do Things You Love To Watch. I Like To Do The Other Half.

As An Actor, You Only Get To Work 15 Minutes An Hour; As A Director You're Fully Immersed. It's Incredibly More Complex And Challenging And I Love It. I'm Sort Of A Glutton For Work And To Direct Something That I'm Acting In Feeds The Vein.

My Hobbies Have Varied Over The Years. There Were A Whole Set Of New Ones Before I Got Married. Now I Spend As Much Time With My Wife, Who Is My Best Friend.

I Never Looked At Fan Mail, For Some Reason. My Mother And Grandmother Handled My Mail - Although It's Not Like I Was Ever In The Stratosphere Of Kirk Cameron Or Scott Baio.