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My Advice To Those Who Are About To Begin, In Earnest, The Journey Of Life, Is To Take Their Heart In One Hand And A Club In The Other.

Hunting After Happiness Is Like Hunting After A Lost Sheep In The Wilderness--when You Find It, The Chances Are That It Is A Skeleton.

Economy Is A Savings-bank, Into Which Men Drop Pennies, And Get Dollars In Return.

There Is No Greater Evidence Of Superior Intelligence Than To Be Surprised At Nothing.

Opinions Should Be Formed With Great Caution, And Changed With Greater.