But Only A Fool Sails Into Combat

To Say She Was My Girlfriend Was Absurd: No One The Wrong Side Of Thirty Has A Girlfriend… I Suppose I Ought To Have Realize It’s Ominous That Forty Thousand Years Of Human Language Had Failed To Produce A Word For Our Relationship.

That Young Man Seeks Opportunities To Test His Principles As Readily As A Drunk Picks Fights In A Bar.

I Think It's Very, Very Hard Not To Go Slightly Crazy If You're In The Top In Politics, Especially If You're There For A Long Time.

Egyptologists, Skilled In Piecing Together The Papyri Of Lost Civilisations, Suddenly Discovered That The Same Talent Could Be Applied To Working Out The Pattern Of German Radio Traffic.

My Greatest Regret As A Writer Is That I've Never Been Able To Include As Many Jokes As I'd Like.