But Now The Joy Is Gone And

I Stood For Almost An Hour In A Line Of Shuffling, Bitter - Eyed Late Mailers (christmas Is Such A Carefree, Low - Pressure Time - That's One Of The Things I Love About It).

Time Slowed And Reality Bent; On And On The Eggman Went.

Everyone Needs A Hobby, He Said. And Everyone Needs A Miracle Or Two, Just To Prove Life Is More Than Just One Long Trudge From The Cradle To The Grave.

He Smiles A Lot. But I Think There Might Be Worms Inside Him Making Him Smile.

I Believe That Anyone Using The Phrase 'that's So Cool' Should Have To Stand In The Corner.