But I'm A Humorist. I'm Not A

No One Reads To Hear Someone Complain About The Weather Or How Poorly Their Children Are Behaving. You Have To Give The Readers A Reason To Turn The Page. As A Writer You Have To Invite Someone To Turn The Page. And That Is A Skill You Have To Refine. That Is Why You Have To Read. You Have To Read To Learn What It Is That Makes People Turn The Page.

But Most Good Movies Have A Gun In Them.

No One Writes Dialect Better Than Flannery O'connor. No One Should Even Try.

I Just Looked At The Pattern Of My Life, Decided I Didn't Like It, And Changed.

You Know, When You Need Drugs And You Don't Have A Lot Of Money, What You'll Do Is You'll Hang Out With People Who Will Give You Drugs. Right?