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But I'm A Humorist. I'm Not A Reporter, I Never Pretended To Be A Reporter.
-David Sedaris
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But I'm A Humorist. I'm Not A
David Sedaris
But I'm A Humorist. I'm Not A Reporter, I Never Pretended To Be A Reporter.
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