But I Must Admit I Miss You

A Passport, As I'm Sure You Know, Is A Document That One Shows To Government Officials Whenever One Reaches A Border Between Two Countries, So That The Official Can Learn Who You Are, Where You Were Born, And How You Look When Photographed Unflatteringly.

The More I Protest That I'm Not Lemony Snicket, And That I'm Daniel Handler Instead, The More It Becomes Clear To The Audience That I Am In Fact Lemony Snicket, That I Am In Fact Standing In Front Of Them.

I’m Happier Than A Pig Eating Bacon!

I’m Not A Cuckoo, Either. I’m A Fool Is What.

Love Was In The Air, So Both Of Us Walked Through Love On Our Way To The Corner.