But How Can One Be Warm Alone?

Maybe A Long Life Does Have To Be Filled With Many Unpleasant Conditions If It's To Seem Long. But In That Event, Who Wants One?

What Is A Country? A Country Is A Piece Of Land Surrounded On All Sides By Boundaries, Usually Unnatural. Englishmen Are Dying For England, Americans Are Dying For America, Germans Are Dying For Germany, Russians Are Dying For Russia. There Are Now Fifty Or Sixty Countries Fighting In This War. Surely So Many Countries Can't All Be Worth Dying For.

When I Grow Up I Want To Be A Little Boy.

Under Colonel Korn's Rule, The Only People Permitted To Ask Questions Were Those Who Never Did.

Erogenous Zones Are Either Everywhere Or Nowhere.