But Don't Call Me An Actor. I'm

I Want To Act Because I Don't Know How To Do Anything Else.

Sometimes I Say To Myself, What Are You Doing In This Absurd Job? Why Don't You Go To Africa And Help People? But I Cannot Help People, Because I Am A Hypochondriac.

[that Night] I Was Sitting By Jack Nicholson With My Long List Of Thanks, And I Said, `i'm So Nervous. I Don't Know What To Say If I Go Up There.' He Said, `don't Get Emotional, Drop The Names, And Dedicate It To Your Mother.'

The Middle And Working Classes Are Paying The Debt That The Financial Markets Created.

I Am Always Saying, 'i Don't Believe In God; I Believe In Al Pacino.' And That's True. If I Ever Get A Phone Call Saying 'would You Like To Work With Al Pacino?' I Would Go Crazy.