Bush Began Helping Enron In The Eighties.

See, I Think If It Just Became Who's Sleeping With Whom, Then There's No Reason To Prefer One Party Over The Other, 'cause The Truth Is We're All Sinners.

Politics Is Show Business For Ugly People.

Ah Yes! Conservatives. Some Of The Finest Minds Of The 12th Century.

I'm A Catholic, But I Used To Love Going To Vacation Bible School With My Fundamentalist Friends.

When Your Mission Is To Restore Honor And Integrity To The White House, You've Got To Be Willing To Use Any Means Necessary.