Bush Began Helping Enron In The Eighties.

The Bush Republicans' Policies Are, The Antithesis Of Patriotic. And So We Urge Democrats To Reclaim Patriotism - To Call On All Americans To Pull Together. And, Yes, To Sacrifice. Rich People Will Have To Do With Fewer Tax Cuts. Middle Class People Will Need To Drive Less And Switch To More Fuel Efficient Cars . And Poor Folks - Especially Young Ones - Will Have To Reduce Out-of-wedlock Pregnancies And Other Indicia Of Social Pathology.

North Carolina Senator Jesse Helms Has Signed A Deal With Random House To Write His Memoirs. Scholars Will No Doubt Benefit From The Reflections Of A Man Who Was Wrong On Every Major Issue For 40 Years. Helms' Aides Say The Proceeds From The Book Will Be Donated To The Non-profit Jesse Helms Center Where They Apparently Have More Experience Burning Than Publishing Them.

Again, President Reagan Was Sort Of An Amiable Presence Out At The Ranch By The Last 6 Months Of His Presidency. He Had No Effect On National Policy At All.

Republicans Want To Punish Work And Reward Wealth; Hence The High Payroll Tax And The Low Dividend Tax. Said One Bush Economic Adviser, If We Can't Help Wealthy Investors And Screw Working People, What's The Point In Being A Republican?

I Try Hard To Be A Good Catholic.