Build A Life, Don't Live One...

I'm Happy Wherever I Go, Whatever I Do. I'm Happy In Iowa, I'm Happy Here In California.

If The Fat People Just Gave The Skinny People More Food, We Could All Just Eat... We Could Solve Obesity And Hunger At The Same Time.

Wear A Belt! It's An Easy Way To Pull Together Your Outfit. Just Be Sure To Match It To Your Shoes.

The Goal Is Not To Get Into A Relationship; The Goal Is To Be In A Relationship.

I Don't Have To Act For Work Anymore; I Can Act For Passion. That's Freeing, But It's Also A Prison Of Its Own. When You Can Do Anything You Want, You're Really Responsible To Do Something Great. And That's Scary.