Bring Me A Wheel Of Oaken Wood

I Can Never Make Up My Mind If I'm Happy Being A Flute Player, Or If I Wish I Were Eric Clapton.

We Do Hear Perhaps Too Many Accolades Generally Aimed At People Like Steve Jobs. We Have To Remember That There Are Other Classic Things In Life That We Undervalue And Take Them For Granted. If You Think Of The Classic Lines Of The Modern Jet Aircraft, It's Really Been There Since Early World War Ii.

Our Politicians May Fail Us, But Status Quo Always Delivers On The Promise.

Just Once I Would Like To Persuade The Audience Not To Wear Any Article Of Blue Denim. If Only They Could See Themselves In A Pair Of Brown Corduroys Like Mine Instead Of This Awful, Boring Blue Denim.

It Was Instilled In Me That The Money I Was Given Was Not To Be Lost Or Spent On Any Other Purpose.