Bren Macguff: Well, Honey, Doctors Are Sadists

The Fashion Industry Isn't Merely Content To Encase My Meaty Flanks In Skintight Denim. Oh, No! That Denim Also Has To Be White, A Color That Attracts Ketchup, Wine, Garlic Aioli, And Any Other Foodstuffs I Might Otherwise Be Able To Enjoy If I Wasn't Wearing Ridiculously Tight Pants.

I've Never Even Seen A Great Set Fight Or A Great Set Meltdown. I Seem To Always Be On These Incredibly Relaxed Sets.

Bren Macguff: Well, Honey, Doctors Are Sadists Who Like To Play God And Watch Lesser People Scream.

I Just Go About My Life. I'm A Mom, I Drive An Suv, I Go To The Grocery Store Every Day. I'm Definitely Not A Celebrity. I Always Say That I'm A Celebrity-adjacent.

In The Past, I'll Admit, I've Enjoyed Being Compared To The Protagonists In My Screenplays.