Brains First And Then Hard Work.

When Having A Smackerel Of Something With A Friend, Don't Eat So Much That You Get Stuck In The Doorway Trying To Get Out.

Bores Can Be Divided Into Two Classes; Those Who Have Their Own Particular Subject, And Those Who Do Not Need A Subject.

Sometimes, If You Stand On The Bottom Rail Of A Bridge And Lean Over To Watch The River Slipping Slowly Away Beneath You, You Will Suddenly Know Everything There Is To Be Known.

It Is More Fun To Talk With Someone Who Doesn't Use Long, Difficult Words But Rather Short, Easy Words Like "what About Lunch?

Life Is So Much Friendlier With Two.