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I've Heard People On Panels Say, 'you Must Have A Web Site. You Need To Tweet. Repeat The Title Of Your Book Constantly,' And I Just Want To Say, 'shut Up. Everything You're Saying Is Wrong.' People Will Know Instantly If Your Only Motivation For Tweeting Is To Sell Books.

Go See Old Virgins! Now Ask A Strange Boy Out, You Shy, Retarded Thing!

My Rule Is: The Second You Find Yourself Doing Something You Hate, Quit Doing It.

Even Though She Had Been Warned, She Tripped Over The Bike. She Probably Tripped Because She'd Been Warned And Was Telling Herself Not To Trip Over The Bike. She Did That Sometimes. It Was Often Easier Not To Know What Obstacles Were In The Way.

Did I Just Kill Someone?" "you Can't Kill A Dead Person," Callum Said. "makes No Sense.