Boy, Why Are You Crying?

Make Your Feet Your Friend.

Girls Are Much Too Clever To Fall Out Of Their Prams

Those Who Aim Low Usually Hit Their Targets.

For Several Days After My First Book Was Published, I Carried It About In My Pocket And Took Surreptitious Peeps At It To Make Sure The Ink Had Not Faded.

Forget Not Your Past, For In The Future It May Help You Grow