Books Are Like My One And Only

I Love Stephen Colbert And Jon Stewart Because They're Bringing Irony Back Into American Humor, Which Is A Delicious Treat. The Entire Colbert Persona Of Being Extreme Right-wing When He's Not At All Is Highly Amusing. He Does It So Well, But Sometimes A Little Too Well. My Wife Is Convinced He's Completely That Way.

If You Give Me The Chance, I'll Destroy America For You.

The Country You're Born In Is Where Your Passport Comes From. No, Not According To Donald Trump! No, Not At All. I Resent That Kind Of Extremism Of Any Kind. Left Wing, Right Wing. Anyway At All. Anything That Judges Other People So Harshly And Across The Board Stupidity-wise. I Got No Time For That.

I'd Love To Have Been Born Into A Wealthy Family. I Might Have Turned Out Even More Marvellous Than I Am Now.

Stroll Into Work At 10. Lunch From 12 Till Three. Leave Work At Five. That's Living!