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Why Marry A Woman If You're Going To Betray Her, And If You're Going To Betray Her, Why Beat Her? The Fault Is Not Hers ... I Sometimes Think The Worst We Do, We Do Behind Closed Doors.

I Think The Reason I Choose The Comic Approach So Often Is Because It's Harder, Therefore Affording Me The Opportunity To Show Off.

Pain Isn't Always The Enemy.

Happiness Is Pretty Simple: Someone To Love, Something To Do, Something To Look Forward To.

Sport Strips Away Personality, Letting The White Bone Of Character Shine Through. Sport Gives Players An Opportunity To Know And Test Themselves. The Great Difference Between Sport And Art Is That Sport, Like A Sonnet, Forces Beauty Within Its Own System. Art, On The Other Hand, Cyclically Destroys Boundaries And Breaks Free.