Book Tours Are Like Boot Camp But

Once You Know What Women Are Like, Men Get Kind Of Boring. I'm Not Trying To Put Them Down, I Mean I Like Them Sometimes As People, But Sexually They're Dull.

The Writer's Job Is Not To Write A Novel, Hold It Up And Say, “here I Am,” But To Write A Novel, Hold It Up And Say, “here You Are.

Where There Is No Faith, Devils Are A Necessity.

Life Is Unjust, People Can Be Cruel, And Yet If You Harden Your Heart, You Will Lose What Little Love There Is In This World.

He Tried To Drown His Troubles But They Knew How To Swim.