Big Scandal On The New 'survivor' Series.

President Bush Got A Little Upset With A Reporter For Calling Him 'sir' Instead Of 'mr. President.' Man, How Upset Is He Going To Be After The Election When They Start Calling Him George Again?

My Stockbroker Asked Me Something Important Today: Paper Or Plastic?

The Nation's Largest Savings And Loan, Washington Mutual, Has Become The Biggest Bank Failure In History. See, The Problem With The Savings And Loans? Not Enough Savings, Too Many Stupid Loans, Okay In Fact, They Changed Their Name From Wamu To 'screw You.'

Here's An Interesting Figure: 43 Percent Of The Incoming Congressional Freshmen Are Millionaires. The Other 57 Percent Are Democrats.

You Know What Arnold Schwarzenegger And Meg Whitman Have In Common? They Both Got In Trouble For Stiffing The Maid.