Beware The Hobby That Eats.

The Foundation Of All Happiness In Thinking Rightly.

Would You Persuade, Speak Of Interest, Not Of Reason.

If You Want To Be Loved, Love And Be Loveable.

Taxes Are Indeed Very Heavy - We Are Taxed Twice As Much By Our Idleness. Three Times As Much By Our Pride. And Four Times As Much By Our Folly.

Epitaph On A Scolding Wife By Her Husband: Here My Poor Bridget's Corpse Doth Lie, She Is At Rest - And So Am I!