Better Never Than Late.

The Utmost I Can Bear For Myself In My Best Days Is That I Was One Of The Hundred Best Playwrights In The World, Which Is Hardly A Supreme Distinction.

Science Can Never Solve One Problem Without Raising Ten More Problems.

Nothing Is More Dreadful Than A Husband Who Keeps Telling You Everything He Thinks, And Always Wants To Know What You Think.

Spend All You Have Before You Die, And Do Not Outlive Yourself.

General Consultant To Mankind.