Better Beans And Bacon In Peace Than

Once Upon A Time All The Rivers Combined To Protest Against The Action Of The Sea In Making Their Waters Salt. "when We Come To You," Sad They To The Sea, "we Are Sweet And Drinkable; But When Once We Have Mingled With You, Our Waters Become As Briny And Unpalatable As Your Own." The Sea Replied Shortly, "keep Away From Me, And You'll Remain Sweet.

Every Man Should Be Content To Mind His Own Business.

Notoriety Is Often Mistaken For Fame.

Wealth Unused Might As Well Not Exist.

Pray Do Not Grieve So; But Go And Take A Stone, And Place It In The Hole, And Fancy That The Gold Is Still Lying There. It Will Do You Quite The Same Service; For When The Gold Was There, You Had It Not, As You Did Not Make The Slightest Use Of It.