Bernie Mac Just Says What You Think

People Like Rumors. They're Going To Say Things Like, 'you Was At The Club With Lil' Kim, And You And Kanye West Got Into A Fist Fight.' You Can't Get Upset. You've Got To Keep Hope Alive.

It Was Rough Being Dark. I Got Heat From My Own People More Than Anyone Else. I Remember Going To My Mom And Saying, 'why Am I So Black?' And She Said, 'because I'm Black. You Just Gotta Always Work Harder Than The Average Bear.'

Fear Is Not One Of My Attributes.

Why I Was So Intrigued With Red Skelton Was Because He Was Able To Make You Cry And Laugh And The Same Time. That Was Power.

I Get Facials. I Get A Manicure And Pedicure Every Week. I Get My Hair Cut, And I Oil Myself Down From Head To Toe. I Got That From My Brother. I Was So Impressed With How High Maintenance He Was. When He Left The Room, You Could Still Smell Him For An Hour.