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I Don't Believe You Should Make Fun Of Anyone But Yourself.

You Haven't Partied Until You've Partied At Dawn In Complete Silence With Buddhist Monks.

I Think People Get Freaked Out About Getting Married And Spending 20 Or 30 Years Sleeping With The Same Person, But If That's The Case, Don't Do It. Have Someone For 5 Years And Another Person For Another 5 Years.

I Have Always Had The Same New Year Resolutions: To Stop Smoking, To Start Wearing A Bra, And To Stop Shopping.

I Can't Wait To Be That Age And Hanging Out With A Bunch Of People Hanging Out All Day Playing Golf And Going To The Beach, All My Own Age. We'd Be Laughing And Having A Good Time And Getting Loopy On Our Prescription Drugs. Driving Golf Carts Around. I Can't Wait.