Believe It Or Not, I Thank My

Never Take Ecstasy, Beer, Baccardi, Weed, Pepto Bismol, Vivarin, Tums, Tagamet Hb, Xanax, And Valium In The Same Day. It Makes It Difficult To Sleep At Night.

I Just Remembered That I'm Absent Minded... Wait, I Mean I Lost My Mind, I Can't Find It.

My Pen And Paper Causes A Chain Reaction, To Get Your Brain Relaxing.

Money Is What Makes A Man Act Funny.

To The People I Forgot, You Weren't On My Mind For Some Reason And You Probably Don't Deserve Any Thanks Anyway.