Being Turned Into A Lizard Can Really

Chiron, I Don't Think The Attic Is The Proper Place For Our New Oracle, Do You?" "no, Indeed." Chiron Looked A Lot Better Now That Apollo Had Worked Some Medical Magic On Him. "rachel May Use A Guest Room In The Big House For Now, Until We Give The Matter More Thought." "i'm Thinking A Cave In The Hills," Apollo Mused. "with Torches And A Big Purple Curtain Over The Entrance . . . Really Mysterious. But Inside, A Totally Decked-out Pad With A Game Room And One Of Those Home Theater Systems.

My Mother Says Looking Is The Nature Of Wisdom.

Question (from A Reader) : Will The Wise Goddess Athena Overthrow Zeus And Become The Ruler Of Olympus? Athena's Answer : What An Interesting Idea . . . No, Just Kidding, Dad. Put Away The Lightning Bolt.

I Don't Deserve You." "you're Not Allowed To Say That." "why Not?" "it's A Breakup Line. Unless You're Breaking Up-" Jason Leaned Over And Kissed Her. The Colors Of The Roman Afternoon Suddenly Seemed Sharper, As It The World Had Switched To High Definition. "no Breakups," He Promised. "i May Have Busted My Head A Few Times, But I'm Not That Stupid.

Sometimes Wisdom Came From Strange Places, Even From Giant Teenaged Goldfish.