Being Mean About Other People Isn't On

Id Never Choose To Turn The Clock Back.

In School Nativity Plays I Was Always The Bloody Little Donkey, I Was Never Mary.

A Pat On The Back Is Six Inches Away From A Kick Up The Ass.

I've Learnt That If I Tell Myself I'm Not Allowed Something, I Binge On It Later. So If I Want Chocolate, I Have Chocolate. If I Want Biscuits, I Have Biscuits. I Love Cake. I Just Love Cake.

I've Had Singing Lessons And Plan To Show Off.