Being Married Means I Can Break Wind

When I Received My First Paycheck From My Now Known Day Job, I Spent It On A Period Craftsman Chair And A Frank Lloyd Wright-wannabe Lamp. With My Second Paycheck, I Bought A Stereo.

You Don't Really Get To Choose Who You Fall In Love With. Love Chooses You.

The Best Moments Can't Be Preconceived. I've Spent A Lot Of Time In Editing Rooms, And A Scene Can Be Technically Perfect, With Perfect Delivery And Facial Expression And Timing, And You Remember All Your Lines, And It Is Dead.

You Must Lose Everything In Order To Gain Anything.

This Idea Of Perpetual Happiness Is Crazy And Overrated, Because Those Dark Moments Fuel You For The Next Bright Moments; Each One Helps You Appreciate The Other.