Being Married Means I Can Break Wind

The Woman Is The Reflection Of Her Man. If You Love Her To The Point Of Madness, She Will Become It

Same-sex Marriage Polls Is Our Last Chance To Make A Difference. If You're Like Me, You Don't Want To Have To Ask Yourself On The Day After The Election, What Else Could I Have Done?

I Always Heard Criticism Is The Tax On Fame. They Were Right. And Then Some.

How Many Stories Have You Read That Aren't True, Stories About Me And Angie Being Married Or Fighting Or Splitting Up? And When We Don't Split Up, There's A Whole New Round That We've Made Up And We're Back Together Again!

I Could Really Try New Things. That Was Satanism, It Works Really Well, I Made A Pact.