Being Married Means I Can Break Wind

When I Was A Little Kid We Moved To Tulsa, Then To St. Louis And, By The Time I Was In Kindergarten, We Lived In Springfield, Missouri. There I Basically Grew Up.

There's Nothing More Life-changing Than Fatherhood.

You Just Have To Get One Misstep - That's An Easy Way To Fall Into Caricature. Bad Caricature.

Fame Makes You Feel Permanently Like A Girl Walking Past Construction Workers.

There's No Right. There's No Wrong. There's Only Popular Opinion.