Being Dyslexic, I Was Told That I

The Trouble With People Like Tony Blair Is They Get Confused, They Think Intelligence Is Education When They're Two Different Things.

I Am Not Responsible For All The Journalists In The Past That Have Told Lies.

I Was Surrounded By Strong Women So It Had Never Even Occurred To Me That Women Were Anything Other Than Equal To Men.

Fortunately I Didn't Get Educated Because If I'd Got Educated I'd Be An Educated Fool Now.

I'm Never Shocked, I'm Not The Shockable Type!