Being Cultured Is The Least Expensive Form

Like A Frog, The Aphorist Waits For Something To Fly By That He Can Catch With His Tongue.

Old Among The Young, Poor Among The Rich, I Adopt An Air Of Indefinable Superiority.

The Dignified Catastrophes Of Tragedy Bear Little Resemblance To The Slow Ruin Inflicted By Life.

People Are Not The Way They Are Primarily In Order To Annoy Me.

Good Places For Aphorisms: In Fortune Cookies, On Bumper Stickers, And On Banners Flying Over The Palace Of Free Advice.