Being Cultured Is The Least Expensive Form

Regret For Wasted Time Is More Wasted Time

Beggars Remind Us That Not All Miseries Arise From Our Ideas.

Good Places For Aphorisms: In Fortune Cookies, On Bumper Stickers, And On Banners Flying Over The Palace Of Free Advice.

One's Fetishes Are Fascinating, But Not Because Of Their Beauty Or Significance. The Same Could Be Said For One's Genitals, Or One's Children.

Moralists Love To Discourse On The Hollowness Of Success; About The Hollowness Of Failure They Are Silent.