Being Bored Is An Insult To Oneself.

We Are So Happy To Advise Others That Occasionally We Even Do It In Their Interest.

God Does Not Believe In Our God.

Paradise Does Not Exist, But We Must Nonetheless Strive To Be Worthy Of It.

Man Who Waits For Roast Duck To Fly Into Mouth Must Wait Very, Very Long Time.

It Doesn't Pay To Say Too Much When You Are Mad Enough To Choke. For The Word That Stings The Deepest Is The Word That Is Never Spoke, Let The Other Fellow Wrangle Till The Storm Has Blown Away, Then He'll Do A Heap Of Thinking About The Things You Didn't Say.