Being Bored Is An Insult To Oneself.

Be Modest! It Is The Kind Of Pride Least Likely To Offend.

If Money Does Not Make You Happy, Give It Back

I Am Afraid I Shall Not Find Him, But I Shall Still Look For Him, For If He Exists, He May Be Appreciative Of My Efforts.

There Is Nothing Like Literature: I Lose A Cow, I Write About Her Death, And My Writing Pays Me Enough To Buy Another Cow.

A Cold In The Head Causes Less Suffering Than An Idea.