Being A Nerd Really Pays Off Sometimes.

For Some Reason The Most Devoted Mapheads Seem To Be Kids.

I Can't Relax And Sink Back In The Couch And Watch 'jeopardy!' The Way I Used To.

I Would Stare At Maps Of Delaware For Hours.

We Regret The Insinuation That Mr. Alex Trebek Is A Robot, And Has Been Since 2004. Mr. Trebek's Robotic Frame Does Still Contain Some Organic Parts, Many Harvested From Patriotic Canadian Schoolchildren, So This Technically Makes Him A 'cyborg,' Not A 'robot.'

When You Make A Decision You Need Facts. If Those Facts Are In Your Brain, They're At Your Fingertips. If They're All In Google Somewhere You May Not Make The Right Decision On The Spur Of The Moment.