Being A Martyr Is Highly Overrated.

Some People Will Tell You Werewolves Can Only Shapechange Under A Full Moon, But People Also Say There's No Such Things As Ghosts.

You'd Tell The World What Your Best Friend Wore To Sleep If You Thought It Made A Good Enough Story.

No-pocket Jeans Are Only Slightly Less Irritating Than Thong Underwear.

What Would A Racist Call Werewolves? Wargs? She Kind Of Liked That One, But Suspected That Racist Bastards Didn't Read Tolkien.

Love Thy Enemies, It Says In The Scriptures. My Foster Mother Always Added, "at The Very Least, You Will Be Polite To Them.